Sectarian Hans Fiene, creator of Lutheran Satire, thinks sectarian Prince was fabulous (and sectarian Westboro Baptist Church not so much), where else but in the sectarian Federalist, here:
For whatever reason, when God knit Prince Rogers Nelson together in his mother’s womb, he saw fit to give Prince more musical talent than virtually every other human being on the planet, bestowing on him the third-largest vocal range in pop music history, the ability to play countless instruments fluently, and a deadly command of the hook. ... I mourn the death of one of the twentieth century’s greatest talents . . ..
