That vice or virtue there is none at all:
Ask your own heart, and nothing is so plain,
'Tis to mistake them costs the time and pain.
-- Alexander Pope
Why the **** does everyone swear all the ******* time?
The mind which wrote this essay is a busy ditch, for which unsurprisingly the old concept of the vulgar is unimagined country. Accordingly, when it tires of being crass it is capable only of infelicity:
-- Alexander Pope