Spit-out-the-coffee funny, if you know:
He has 10.1 million followers on Twitter and has a net worth in the tens of millions of dollars. His Lakewood Church in Houston has an annual budget in the vicinity of $100 million on the strength of approximately 50,000 weekly attendees of its nondenominational services.
They should rename the place The First Church of What's Happenin' Now.