Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Peter Leithart provides a helpful exegesis of Shakespeare's 3rd Sonnet, apposite our exceptionally narcissistic age

Here, in which he meditates upon the immortality afforded us by human reproduction, the urgency of it when young, and our obligation not to defraud the world of it, nor especially a mother like our own, and in the end, ourselves:

"Battle mutability, battle age. Reproduce."





Look in thy glass and tell the face thou viewest
Now is the time that face should form another;
Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,
Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother.
For where is she so fair whose uneared womb
Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?
Or who is he so fond will be the tomb
Of his self-love, to stop posterity? 
Thou art thy mother's glass and she in thee
Calls back the lovely April of her prime;
So thou through windows of thine age shalt see,
Despite of wrinkles, this thy golden time.
   But if thou live, remembered not to be,
   Die single and thine image dies with thee.


Monday, November 28, 2016

Candida Moss pretends that eyewitness reports can't possibly be morality tales ...

. . . and has a curious list of historical sources she likes and dislikes to say the least.

She doesn't trust The Acts of the Apostles, The Da Vinci Code, The Gospel of John, The Da Vinci Code, Tacitus, and The Da Vinci Code.

But she rather likes The Acts of Peter, The Hebrew Bible, The Letters of Paul, The Hebrew Bible, John Chrysostom, and The Hebrew Bible.


"The irony here, as I argued in my book Myth of Persecution, is that Christian myths about the martyrdom of the apostles don’t even pretend to use the earliest historical sources. Which is just fine, as long as you recognize that they are morality tales, not eyewitness reports." 

The whole idea of Jesus' resurrection is a morality tale, in which the tragedy which befell a good but crazy man consumed with ideas of justice is rationalized to preserve those ideas and those who believe in them.


Thursday, November 24, 2016

"We mistake the gratuitous blessings of heaven for the fruits of our own industry"

Roger L'Estrange (1616-1704)

What hast thou that thou didst not receive? now if thou didst receive it, why dost thou glory, as if thou hadst not received it?

-- 1 Corinthians 4:7

Monday, November 21, 2016

Evangelicals pray to Little Lord We Just

The Babylon Bee. Wickedly funny. Here.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

If you're severely introverted, just hire someone to go to church FOR YOU instead of going yourself

There's precedent for it, sort of, in American history. In times of war long ago one could hire a proxy to volunteer on your behalf instead of going yourself.

And if you really reflect on it for a little while, you'll realize Christians who believe in infant baptism practice this already in a way, having the sponsors, aka the godparents, answer for the child in renouncing the devil and all his works and all his ways, etc. in the baptismal liturgy.

So the satirical scenario here in the style of The Onion is not only humorous but plausible, but I think it made the mistake of having the hired rep accompany the introverted Ms. Ivory to her church. 

It would have been funnier if the rep were simply paid more and "Ms. Ivory" remained safe at home. The truly liberated introverted Christian, after all, can probably get away with that in these times.

She could probably read the newsletter online, listen to the sermon by podcast, and tender her offering through PayPal, without ever having to suffer the trauma of human contact or the long recovery period required afterwards.

And just think. For the Christmas and Easter Christian, she saves a lot of dough because she only has to hire the proxy for two days, and the proxy gets the added bonus of breakfast on Easter included!

Friday, November 18, 2016

WaPo's Jennifer Rubin, a so-called conservative, decides to play Pope and excommunicate Evangelicals as hypocrites for defending Trump

Her Holiness Pope Jennifer
Because the original excommunication in the 16th Century just wasn't enough, you see. For excommunication to really mean something post-Holocaust, it has to come from the Jews.

Jennifer Rubin, WaPo's elitist "however" girl and answer to another so-called conservative, David Brooks at The New York Times, failed to shame Evangelicals into not voting for Trump, so now she presumes to shame them as the hypocrites they really are, here:

For now, however, these Trump supporters are mute at best, and some even stoop to defend Trump and Bannon. That suggests a permanent abrogation of their role as guardians of Judeo-Christian values. ... If, however, Christian conservatives are now making amoral, political calculations, they cannot very well set themselves up as arbiters of values or tell their congregants how faith should influence their votes. ... However, in embracing a candidate who painted an entire religion as the enemy, for a time wanted to ban all its adherents and favored a “Muslim registry” (!) these evangelicals have been revealed to be egregious hypocrites and, yes, even religious bigots. At least we know with whom we are dealing.

So there!

As if the political question just answered were the choice between Satan and Ste. Joan of Arc.

This example of liberal preening will keep Jennifer hopping in the party rotation right through the holidays, don't ya think?

61.6 million Trump voters just extinguished Western civilization, according to Stephen Prothero of Boston University

Wow, was that easy or WHAT?!

You can push the apocalyptic extremism out of a religion, and Oops!, it pops up somewhere else, as here in America's crummiest newspaper from the mind of a latter day Puritan:

"Americans like myself who hold dear such values as free speech, freedom of the press and freedom of religion — values already under attack in Russia, Turkey, France and India — must turn to citizens in Europe, Asia and elsewhere to keep the beacon burning that American voters extinguished Nov. 8. At least for now, the United States is no longer the foremost defender of Western civilization. It is its greatest threat."

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Muslim Democrat Congressman says Donald Trump is deplorable

Wow, talk about fresh insight. Simply amazing!

What will he call Trump when Trump starts sinking the Iranian navy in the Straits of Hormuz? An extremist, perhaps?

Story here.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Trump miracle election: Someone, somewhere, lets a dim pall fall upon 7.6 million former Obama voters who fail to vote for Hillary

Who's laughing now?

Obama received 69.5 million popular votes in 2008, but as of tonight 7.6 million of them failed to show up for Hillary for some reason.

Hm.

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Transmigration of souls, according to Dilbert

Hysterical.


Dilbert: I couldn't find any evidence that I have a soul, so I built an artificial one and put it in a drone. When my physical body dies, the drone will upload my memories and personality to the cloud to live forever. Woman: Your soul will be trapped in a server? Dilbert: No, I wrapped it in a virus so I can travel.

-- Tuesday, November 8, 2016 "The Virus Afterlife"

Friday, November 11, 2016

The 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month



1918.

Armistice Day.

My grandfather died two months later, a natural born American citizen and pastor of German descent who tried to introduce English-speaking services into his churches, but not without a lot of resistance, which helped kill him in the end of a massive heart attack, aged 52.

It was front page news. The whole town mourned. My dad, not yet 4 years old, was plunged into poverty after the depression of 1920 and spent the Roaring Twenties that way until something worse happened, the Great Depression. At that point his mother sent him to Iowa to live with his older brother, also a pastor, where he went to high school. He remembered his brother was paid in bushels of potatoes and corn and the like instead of in cash because no one had any.

He graduated in 1933, came back home and eventually married in 1937. He went off to fight in another American war against his ancestors, in 1943. Even that late in the history of German Americans, that raised some eyebrows in the family. He served in the artillery in France and Belgium, survived, and sailed home on the Queen Mary with a Purple Heart.

My mother once said her most vivid memory of his return was the smell of his cigarette smoke in the bathroom in the morning. Years later the bottle of Shalimar he brought home for her from France crashed to the wood floor in the bedroom, leaving a more permanent scent of a different kind. They lived in that house until 2000.

They are gone now.

But I remember, at the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month that "war is the father of everything" (Heraclitus, Diels-Kranz 22B53).





Thursday, November 10, 2016

The victims of the Edmund Fitzgerald, may they rest in peace


The ever superior Rod Dreher dismisses the hopes of Christians who support and pray for the new president in faith


Some people are already asking me what this means for the Benedict Option. Answer: nothing different. I’ve said all along that politics can’t fix what ails us. I believe that the erosion of our religious liberties will probably cease for the time being under Trump (and for that, thanks be to God), but the deep currents in society and culture are towards atomization and the abandonment of religious belief and tradition. There are a lot of conservative Christians who have faith that Trump can turn this around. They hope in vain. They forget that we are not to put our trust in princes. This would be true even if the princes were good, which is not the case here.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Useful to you in themselves, extras can be traded like cash in the apocalypse

about $.06 per round
about $.65 per roll
silver/copper content worth $3.3149 per coin on 11/8/16

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Food and water in case of the apocalypse on Tuesday

a food supply
water to make it
and a place to heat the water

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

I have a daydream: Pope Francis travels to Lutheran Sweden to apologize on the eve of the 500th anniversary of the Reformation

The reality from the joint declaration:

"While we are profoundly thankful for the spiritual and theological gifts received through the Reformation, we also confess and lament before Christ that Lutherans and Catholics have wounded the visible unity of the church. Theological differences were accompanied by prejudice and conflicts, and religion was instrumentalised for political ends.”

The two leaders prayed for wounds to be healed, saying: “We emphatically reject all hatred and violence, past and present, especially that expressed in the name of religion.” ...

Recent moves towards closer coexistence have been resisted by hardliners on both sides, and few people have suggested that the Christian church could reunite even though Francis has made ecumenicalism a hallmark of his papacy.