When you're so Biblically illiterate that you don't know that it's "now" as in "moreover"

 Spit-out-the-coffee funny, if you know:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He has 10.1 million followers on Twitter and has a net worth in the tens of millions of dollars. His Lakewood Church in Houston has an annual budget in the vicinity of $100 million on the strength of approximately 50,000 weekly attendees of its nondenominational services.

They should rename the place The First Church of What's Happenin' Now.

The simplest of creeds

But without faith it is impossible to please him:

for he that cometh to God must believe that he is,

and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

 

-- Hebrews 11:6