Saturday, April 30, 2016

When sperm meets egg, a bright flash of light occurs, signifying a successful calcium/zinc reaction

From the story in the UK Telegraph here:

The bright flash occurs because when sperm enters an egg it leads to a surge of calcium which triggers the release of zinc from the egg. As the zinc shoots out, it binds to small molecules which emit a fluorescence which can be picked up by camera microscopes.


It's an old saying that "you began as a twinkle in your father's eye".

So began the universe.

And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. -- Genesis 1:3f.

Friday, April 29, 2016

I am the light of the world, or Ye are the light of the world

Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. ... As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world. ... I am come a light into the world, that whosoever believeth on me should not abide in darkness. -- John 8:12; 9:5; 12:46

Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. ... Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. -- Matthew 5:14, 16

Take heed therefore that the light which is in thee be not darkness. -- Luke 11:35

Monday, April 25, 2016

Why the Professor of Divinity doesn't go to church, if the Devil's Dictionary answered

Because those who can be divine . . . do, and those who can't . . . teach.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

He's not kidding: Lutheran Satire creator thinks Prince was the greatest

Sectarian Hans Fiene, creator of Lutheran Satire, thinks sectarian Prince was fabulous (and sectarian Westboro Baptist Church not so much), where else but in the sectarian Federalist, here:

For whatever reason, when God knit Prince Rogers Nelson together in his mother’s womb, he saw fit to give Prince more musical talent than virtually every other human being on the planet, bestowing on him the third-largest vocal range in pop music history, the ability to play countless instruments fluently, and a deadly command of the hook. ... I mourn the death of one of the twentieth century’s greatest talents . . ..

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

"Love Wins" would have been the slur in the old days

I.e. to believers in eternal punishment, but I doubt there's a person alive in America who is offended by the doctrinal impurity of that statement.

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

United Methodist Church got $7.6 million in the last 3 years from our taxes to settle illegals in the US

Hey, just doing the work American communists won't do.

Reported here:

[Minerva] Carcano heads the California-Pacific Conference of the United Methodist Church, which supports comprehensive immigration reform. The church’s Board of Child Care has received at least $7.6 million in federal grants in the last three years to provide shelter services for unaccompanied alien children who are apprehended crossing into the U.S. illegally.

“We are working to welcome everyone,” Carcano told [Rep.] Goodlatte in response to his question about welcoming illegal aliens.


“That is very concerning to me,” the Republican replied, adding that the United Methodist Church (UMC) was “essentially aiding and abetting” illegal aliens. ...

“Immigrants want to stay home,” she said. “They’re not able to stay home because we’ve undermined their economies. We have raped their lands.”

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Judas had the bag: How poor were Jesus and the Twelve?

The Fourth Gospel is the only evidence we have that Jesus and the Twelve had a common kitty.

This "bag" was presumably the equivalent of the small box such as might store and protect the reeds/mouthpieces used by musicians in their wind instruments.

This he said, not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein. -- John 12:6

For some of them thought, because Judas had the bag, that Jesus had said unto him, Buy those things that we have need of against the feast; or, that he should give something to the poor. -- John 13:29

Otherwise in the Synoptics we have references to the personal belt, which was hollow and could store money (Mt. 10:9, Mk. 6:8), personal money bags for coins (Lk. 10:4, 12:33ff.) and provision sacks in which to carry a variety of travel supplies, generally understood, analogous to backpacks or saddlebags (Mt. 10:10, Mk. 6:8, Lk. 9:3, 10:4, 22:35f.). All these feature in Jesus' missionary instructions to his disciples where we learn that they are to carry no money and no supplies whatsoever. This is in keeping generally with the call to discipleship in the first place, to say goodbye to one's possessions and follow Jesus.

Presumably, however, Jesus and the Twelve, being thus poor and preaching poverty, were recipients of charity, and it had to be someone's job to thus be the banker. But such money as there was can't have gone very far and did not amount to very much.

The story of the miraculous feeding of the 5,000 provides a ceiling limit for what Jesus and the Twelve might have imagined to be a lot of money. In it the disciples express incredulity at Jesus' expectation that they come up with the cash to feed so many, knowing as he must have that coming up with such a sum was pure fantasy.

He answered and said unto them, Give ye them to eat. And they say unto him, Shall we go and buy two hundred pennyworth of bread, and give them to eat? -- Mark 6:37

The penny here is the denarius, in Matthew 20 famously considered fair pay for a full day's labor or for even much less than a day's labor, which seems rather over generous (see below).

The parallel in John 6:7 indicates that 200 denarii would allow 5,000 to eat only a little and not be satisfied:

Philip answered him, Two hundred pennyworth of bread is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may take a little.

It should be stated that not even a Roman soldier would have this kind of walking around money.

At the time of Jesus, a Roman legionary received base pay of about 0.6 denarius per day (10 asses), from which the soldier had to provide for his own arms and food. That's 224 denarii per year, from the time of Julius Caesar. So try to imagine that sum in the bag Judas had, and it is not at all credible.

A soldier received other intermittent pay, boosting the base pay on average to as much as 1 denarius a day, and of course out on the perimeters of the Empire he had a reputation for intimidating the locals for additional gain, which would make sense in Palestine given the poor agricultural conditions which drove up the price of daily bread.

And the soldiers likewise demanded of him [John the Baptist], saying, And what shall we do? And he said unto them, Do violence to no man, neither accuse any falsely; and be content with your wages. -- Luke 3:14

Content with your wages. Theoretically, the cost of a one pound to one and half pound loaf of bread at this time could be as high as 2 asses or as little as 1, but double this on the poor soil of Palestine. So 200 denarii would feed at the outside 1,600, or as few as 800, with say 1,400 calories each. The conundrum with even 200 denarii means the 5,000 would have to get by on 224 to 448 calories each. While the problem in the story sounds about correctly imagined, the prospect of the availability for purchase of such a great quantity of bread as well as of solving the logistical and distributional problems implied seems as utterly fanciful as the notion that they might have had the means to purchase so much bread in the first place.     

On the other end of the scale it makes sense that the bag which Judas had could often be quite empty, necessitating scrounging operations on the part of Jesus and the Twelve themselves just to survive.

At that time Jesus went on the sabbath day through the corn; and his disciples were an hungred, and began to pluck the ears of corn, and to eat. -- Matthew 12:1

And it came to pass, that he went through the corn fields on the sabbath day; and his disciples began, as they went, to pluck the ears of corn. -- Mark 2:23

And it came to pass on the second sabbath after the first, that he went through the corn fields; and his disciples plucked the ears of corn, and did eat, rubbing them in their hands. -- Luke 6:1

The needs of Jesus and the Twelve at a minimum subsistence level of 1,400 calories daily would mean in the hardest of times requiring as much as 3.25 denarii a day (4 asses for one loaf of bread X 13 = 52 / 16). Charity must have played an outsized role in the ministry of Jesus and his disciples.

Hence the centrality of daily bread to the Lord's Prayer, and the fame and survival of the bread sayings generally throughout the Gospels.

Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? -- Mt. 6:25


Friday, April 15, 2016

The Devil's Dictionary definition of "community service" among teenagers

Community service, the penance required of inductees into the National Honor Society for being smart.


Does knowledge make one a "Christian", or obedience?

Michael Williams here:

The simple definition of the term Christian is a person who believes in the teachings of Jesus Christ. ... [H]ow can someone be like Christ if they do not know even the simplest things that the Bible teaches about Him? ... The point to be made is that teaching and learning about Christ is a central element to someone being a Christian.

Were the disciples knowledgeable about the teachings of Jesus when they left all and followed him? If not, how can it be said that they were his disciples even though they were not at all like him? The point to be made is that they were his followers not because they knew anything but because they obeyed him.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

The gnosticism underlying fundamentalism: Correct knowledge is essential to salvation

Not just knowledge, but correct knowledge.

Michael Williams says so twice so you get it, here:

[N]early 95% of the people who claim to be a Christian cannot articulate or answer simple questions correctly about how they know they are saved. ... Nearly 95% of the people who claim to be a Christian cannot articulate or answer simple questions correctly about how they know they are saved. 

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Nope, no spiritual problem across the tracks on the nicer side of town

Stereotyped neighborhoods of greater Grand Rapids, Michigan
David French in National Review here:

One can’t read the [Washington] Post piece without thinking of Charles Murray’s Coming Apart, perhaps the seminal book of the decade. Spend any real time on the ground in working-class America, and you’ll see all the things that Murray describes: broken families, declining church attendance, and communal alienation. Cross the tracks to the nicer side of town, and the picture changes. There is more religious engagement, more civic involvement, and a healthier sense of shared responsibility and pride. ... The complex nature of the crisis should not be a license to avoid facing its ultimate truth head on: America’s working class is in the grips of a malady far more spiritual than material. We can spend trillions more, but safety nets won’t save the human soul.


Religious engagement, but only on their side of the tracks. Civic involvement, but only on their side of the tracks. A sense of shared responsibility and pride, but only on their side of the tracks.

The tracks!

But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation. Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep. -- Luke 6:24f.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

The Baby Boomers are just sucking this world dry

That's part of the not very welcoming message I heard in the Easter Sunday sermon, the sort of thinking appropriate perhaps to a high schooler just becoming aware of issues of justice and injustice in a world of which he has little experience, but not to an adult delivering the homily on the holiest day in the Christian calendar. If the guy had any brains whatsoever he'd at least have blamed my generation for his stupidity, but obviously we did our infernal work on his like better than we could have ever imagined!

Friday, April 8, 2016

Jesus enters into life maimed



































Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have. And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.

-- Luke 24:39f.

The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you. Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

-- John 20:25ff.

Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire. 

-- Matthew 18:8

And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

-- Mark 9:43

And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

-- Mark 9:45

Christianity Today article defends Ted Cruz against charge of dominionism

Here, attempting to distance Ted Cruz' personal beliefs from those of his clearly dominionist followers.


Sunday, April 3, 2016

You shall be my witnesses, or tell no one about me?

[R]epentance and forgiveness of sins should be preached in his name to all nations, beginning from Jerusalem. -- Luke 24:47

But you shall receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you; and you shall be my witnesses in Jerusalem and in all Judea and Sama'ria and to the end of the earth. -- Acts 1:8

And Jesus saith unto him, See thou tell no man; but go thy way, shew thyself to the priest, and offer the gift that Moses commanded, for a testimony unto them. -- Matthew 8:4

Then he strictly charged the disciples to tell no one that he was the Christ. -- Matthew 16:20

And he charged them to tell no one; but the more he charged them, the more zealously they proclaimed it. -- Mark 7:36

And he charged them to tell no one about him. -- Mark 8:30

And he charged him to tell no one; but "go and show yourself to the priest, and make an offering for your cleansing, as Moses commanded, for a proof to the people." -- Luke 5:14

And her parents were amazed; but he charged them to tell no one what had happened. -- Luke 8:56

And he straitly charged them, and commanded them to tell no man that thing; -- Luke 9:21

Friday, April 1, 2016

No more death, yet the resurrected Jesus eats fish

Not the lofty conception of Isaiah or even of The Apocalypse:

They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain: for the earth shall be full of the knowledge of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea.

-- Isaiah 11:9

And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

-- Revelation 21:4

And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb. And he took it, and did eat before them.

-- Luke 24:42f.

Jesus saith unto them, Come and dine. And none of the disciples durst ask him, Who art thou? knowing that it was the Lord. Jesus then cometh, and taketh bread, and giveth them, and fish likewise. ... So when they had dined . . ..

-- John 21:12ff.