The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been replaced by the disembodied Swarm Pope crowd-sourced from the swirling Id of the Twitter mob

Honestly I chafed all the way through the poor editing, misspellings, half-baked history, and half-hearted analysis up to that point, in what, paragraph 63, to get the just one laugh line?

Yes. Yes, I did.

Don't make the same mistake.

Are we in a 500 Year Religious Revolution?

And they shall see the flying spaghetti monster coming on a great wave of tomato sauce